25 Quotes About Masturbate

My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

A guy goes to see his doctor for a physical. The doctor says, “I think you should stop masturbating.” The guy says, “Really? How come?” The doctor says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.

To masturbate or not to masturbate, that is the question.

Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.

In every way, masturbation is quite handy.

Our sexual pleasure happens within us, not on or inside our partners’ genitals.

The biggest problem is that stress is above my life, as much I have more stress as more masturbate commmands me. I see it's pointless, it loses time, it's useless and so on and so on... but some how it's difficult to stop it!

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.