123 Quotes About Masturbation

Masturbating is no more sinful than praying or meditating.

Masturbation and meditation both promote physical and mental wellbeing.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.

The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.

Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.

Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.

Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.