123 Quotes About Masturbation

Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.

To masturbate is to imagine: physically.

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.

A guy goes to see his doctor for a physical. The doctor says, “I think you should stop masturbating.” The guy says, “Really? How come?” The doctor says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.

Masturbation is insanely amazing but the gift of giving orgasms and receiving orgasms from another human is invaluable.

One of my specialties is insane masturbators.

It is through electromagnetic radiation research that I have become a world leading expert on insane masturbators.

Knowing how you like to be touched and being able to communicate that kindly to a partner is a major component of a satisfying sex life. But how do you know what makes your body sing if you haven’t spent some time finding out? Solo sex (masturbation) is a natural way to understand what your particular body likes and how it likes to be aroused.

Masturbation was my gateway drug to sex