123 Quotes About Masturbation
- Author Robert Wesley Miller
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Describing my sexual history and scope of experience; am surrendering; in conclusion an epic failure'I'm a master at setting people off...of this it may continue...
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- Author Shannon Celebi
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I hung a picture of him above my bed and learned by hand the internal workings of the female combustion engine.
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- Author Tony Duvert
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baptizing all containers with an orifice that appeals to their cock is the trivial pursuit of little boys" (23)(rbt: every "boy" i know has done this at least 15 times -- why?)
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- Author Steven Magee
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To masturbate or not to masturbate, that is the question.
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- Author Steven Magee
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The USA is turning into a nation filled with insane masturbators.
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- Author August Clearwing
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Sex without love is nothing more than a complex form of masturbation.
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- Author Oliver Markus Malloy
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Social media is to socializing what masturbating is to sex.
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- Author Steven L. Sheppard
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I think I know what he is REALLY doing in there... and thinking about ME while doing it." (continuing) "But when he thinks of me, he thinks: sister! Think: Byblis! BYBLIS! I don't think of him as my brother, I think of him as CAUNUS!
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.
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