103 Quotes About Mcdonalds

Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It's kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald's and not eat the fries on the way home.

That's America for you - a red herring culture, always scared of the wrong things. The fact is, there are a lot of creepy middle-aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald's, Marlboro and K Street.

Doing press is like eating at McDonald's: while it's going on it's vaguely enjoyable - you're seduced by your own vanity and taking yourself rather seriously - but immediately afterwards you feel sick.

Since I've been pregnant, I've lost my taste for fast food. I used to be the biggest McDonald's junkie and now I don't like it anymore. I used to be the biggest fast-food connoisseur, and now I've really lost my taste for it.

You're only as good as the people you have around you.

How about that McDonald's two blocks from Ground Zero? That's killed more people than the 19 hijackers.

I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.

We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.

I go to McDonald's every day. But I don't eat much.