5,159 Quotes About Mean

Sydney: I can do a lot of things, Adrian. And—at the risk of sounding egotistical —I mean, well, I can do a lot of pretty awesome things that most people can’t." Adrian: “Don’t I know it. You can change a tire in ten minutes while speaking Greek.” Sydney: “Five minutes.

It just so happens that people aren't doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboarding. And that to me doesn't necessarily mean that there aren't aspects of those subjects that are funny, it just means that people are too uptight.

I really consider myself very fortunate over the years to have the experiences that I had and to be able to come out on top tonight means the world. It's been a long road and it's a lot of hard.

Just because I was out at the bars all the time didn't mean I wasn't looking for someone to love

To paraphrase president Kennedy's inaugural, the torch has been passed to a new generation of cartoonists and they are doing really interesting stuff, taking the old cliches and breathing new life into them and inventing new ones. This doesn't mean the previous generation of which I'm a charter member isn't doing good stuff but this new material is invigorating everyone.

We have some questions, but no negative comments, ... That doesn't mean we're not going to get any.

It makes you feel like you are accomplishing something. But you really can't take it for granted. You have to keep going. It doesn't mean anything to be No. 1 in the middle of the season.

If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?

I would say in just about every investigation we have, there will be differences of opinion, where you have partial facts, as to what those facts mean.