5,159 Quotes About Mean

  • Author Jon Stewart
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    I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.

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  • Author Jon Stewart
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    Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.

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  • Author Jon Stewart
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    President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.

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  • Author Jonathan Sacks
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    Science takes things apart to see how they work. Religion puts things together to see what they mean.

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  • Author Jonathan Swift
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    Love of flattery, in most men, proceeds from the mean opinion they have of themselves; in women, from the contrary.

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  • Author José Saramago
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    This must be what it means to be a ghost, being certain that life exists, because your four senses say so, and yet unable to see it.

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  • Author Joseph Sobran
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    When liberals clamor for 'diversity,' they don't necessarily mean they are ready to tolerate actual disagreement.

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  • Author Joseph Sobran
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    Government has ceased to mean upholding and reinforcing the traditional rights and morals of the governed; it now means compulsion in the service of social engineering.

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