32 Quotes About Meg-cabot

But I guess you would look beatific, too, if the man you had been in love with since the fifth grade had told you that he was in love with you, too.

You know," I said, holding my ground. "I gotta tell you. The goatee thing? Yeah, way over. And you know a little jewelry really does go a long way. Just something you might want to consider. I'm actually glad you stopped by, because I have a couple things I've been meaning to say to you. Number one,about your wife? Yeah, she's a skank. And number two, you know that whole thing where you killed Jesse and then buried his remains out back there? Yeah, way un-cool.

Hey," Dopey said when I was finished reading. "How come they never mentioned me? I'm the one who found the skeleton.""Oh, yeah," Sleepy said in disgust. "Your role was really crucial. After all, if it wasn't for you, the guy'sskull might still have been intact.

The fact that he was willing to sacrifice his own face in order to keep mine from getting bashed in

Look, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I said no because the whole thing would just be tooDirty Dancing , right? Summer fling at the resort, only with the roles reversed: you know, the poorworking girl and the rich doctor's son, nobody puts Baby in the corner, blah blah blah. That kind of thing.

Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that?

Because my heat was too full of appreciation for what my friends-- my real friends-- had done for me.

You gazed into my eyes, what could I do but linger? I ran my hand through your hair, and a cootie bit my finger.

What do you mean, “Not to worry, she's home safe with Skiboy”?What the hell is a "Skiboy"?