406 Quotes About Memorable

I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.

Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan.

It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

[Sigmund Freud] just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vicar or something.

In England, pop music seems now to be exclusively for children. If an artist is no good, why is it necessary to have that artist repeatedly rammed in our face?

I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.

I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle.

With people in the world such as 'Jamie Oliver' and [TV chef] Clarissa Dickson-Wright there isn't much hope for animals.

I see myself rather like an old discarded dishrag.