454 Quotes About Men-and-women

All Southern women wished of their menfolk was simply to be 'like Paris handsome and like Hector brave'.

Intuition is the lifeblood of a woman and the essential character of a man."-Serena Jade

Jake ignored him and went on. “If I ever do hook up with anybody again - and I sincerely doubt that I will, so wipe that hopeful look off your face - it will be with someone who thinks that being with somebody who mows lawns is her idea of heaven on earth and who will do exactly what I tell her to do and love it.""I think Donna Reed is dead," Will said.

I'm fine," Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better.""Bad deduction," Jessie said. "If that were true, I'd be dating Harrison Ford by now.

You know, I'm not even sure how we ended up living together.""I am," Jake said, turning back to the lake. "Sex. It's a powerful force, my boy, and women use it.""Is that why you gave them up?" Will asked, sympathetically. "Did paranoia drive you to celibacy?

I think men can really get in the way when you are trying to sort your life out and get on with it. Because they just take up so much space. I’m not under any illusions that I could have been where I am now in literary terms if I had been heterosexual. I really believe I would not be.

The battle of the sexes and you're winning hands down.

Orpheus said the mind is a slide ruler. It can fit around anything. Show me your body, he said. It only means one thing.

What's your definition of dating?Lengthy social time spent with a woman during which we're not actively fucking