454 Quotes About Men-and-women

Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.

A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.

Ladies, I beg of you, stop acting like a girlfriend before he's earned it. Stop being his shoulder to cry on, his nurse, his bedmate, while waiting for him to make up his mind. Why should he? You're giving him all the perks of a relationship with zero commitment required. if he's okay with that to begin with, he's not about to change it.

Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.

Men know that most women want to have an emotional connection with someone before they sleep with them. Men know that a lot of women think it's romantic to be friends first, and then the friendship blossoms into a relationship. Men know that they have to jump through all these hoops first, before they can get laid. And that's really all romance and courtship is to a man: hoops he has to jump through to get laid.

I haven't met that many women, human or angelic, who actually like to drive. In my experience they seem to be much more pragmatic about the whole thing than we are. For most males, driving is an extension of their masculinity; they have little fantasy scenarios going all the time - races, chases, and dramatic combat with other drivers. Females, on the other hand, generally seem to view driving as something you do to get somewhere. I know, crazy.

No one can be your sun, moon, or stars until you have your own world.

Watching him with one eye, she wondered if men ever figured out that they were more appealing when they were pursuing their own work than when they were pursuing a woman.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.