454 Quotes About Men-and-women

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?""I beg your pardon?""The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them.""I haven't maimed anyone.""You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter into heart palpitations, you stabbed Donald with a fork, and you hit Brad over the head with a bottle." Jake shook his head. "And they still ask you out.

He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.

I live for sex. I celebrate it, and relish the electricity of it, with every fibre of my being. I can see no better reason for being alive.

A person who is another man's slave is better than one who is a slave to lust.

It was the wildness of it that got me going: the primal lust, the sheer needs of two people in heat, quickly finding ways to express their sacred hunger to each other in animal passion.

I love being aroused.I relish that delicious feeling of freedom, the delirium of being naked, and my flesh being born again. It’s like I’m being made new.