30,129 Quotes About Men

Men suck, even imaginary ones

Our toil must be in silence, and our efforts all in secret; for this enlightened age, when men believe not even what they see, the doubting of wise men would be his greatest strength.

Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

I want men to admire me, but that's a trick you learn at school--a movement of the eyes, a tone of voice, a touch of the hand on the shoulder or the head. If they think you admire them, they will admire you because of your good taste, and when they admire you, you have an illusion for a moment that there's something to admire.

Do you eat all of the men in the family? Where do they go? Does this house have a basement?

Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something.

We're dealing here," said Vimes, "With a twisted mind.""Oh, no! You think so?""Yes.""But... no... you can't be right. Because Nobby was with us all the time.""Not Nobby," said Vimes testily. "Whatever he might do to a dragon, I doubt if he'd make it explode. There's stranger people in this world than Corporal Nobbs, my lad."Carrot's expression slid into a rictus of intrigued horror."Gosh," he said.

Besides we are men, and after all it is our business to risk our lives.

Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.