30,129 Quotes About Men

I'm afraid men are not always quite as clever as they think they are. You will learn that when you get a bit older, my girl.

...and then she realized: they WERE all alike!

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

Men! She could not understand why so many women feared them. Hadn't the gods made them with the most vulnerable part of their guts hanging right out of their bodies, like a misplaced bit of bowel? Kick them there and they curled up like snails. Caress them there and their brains melted.

I wouldn't want to assume that all men are like you. If I did, I know I would give them up entirely

Everything I do is going to contain the message that men who are going to be comfortable with powerful women are going to be more powerful men

Men sucked. They were the root of every problem any woman could ever have. They were the reason for bras, the need for makeup, hair stylists, shaving legs,and high heels that made the arch feel like it had a steel rod slammed up it. They were picky, arrogant, argumentative, and so damned certain of themselves <...>.

Guys like us got nothing to look ahead to.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.