30,129 Quotes About Men

Men as a breed are not over-endowed with self-awareness.

Of course, men who really want to camouflage themselves when getting up to nefarious activities wear a grey business suit.

I've often noticed that there is a moment when a man develops enough confidence and ease in a relationship to bore you to death. Sometimes one hardly even notices it's happened, that moment, until some careless remark arouses one's suspicions. I have found that what usually brings this lethargy on is if the woman displays some special kindness. Like making dinner.

The only time men fall in love with roses is on douche commercials.

All women have the same mind but different facesAll men have the same face but different mindes

And was he judging all men by himself? No. He was a member of the tribe, that was all. It was women who were the real riddles.

I like domestic stuff,"he tells me, his voice falling to a sudden romance-novel huskiness. So fuck a butler. Men, it bears repeating, are so weird.

Women, in our world, have never been sacrosanct. This obtuse thinking is merely a delusional conditioning of [man]kind.

I am neither man nor beast, sir. You’ll find women are far more difficult to frighten.