30,129 Quotes About Men

But men are bound to saySome things that, though untrue,Will get you down the aisleUntil you say "I do.

I can always make up my mind better when there's a man around, because I know the thing to do is just the opposite to what he says.

Just because you are a nice guy, doesn’t mean you are a good man.

Ne legyen már prűd, magunk között vagyunk, és tudjuk, hogy a férfiember a hiányzó láncszem a cápa és a disznó közt.

He was that driven, that smart. But he could not sit still within himself.

Men—I would like to take this opportunity to extend your formal invitation. Gender equality is your issue too.

There are many things that make a man irritable when he arrives home from work in the evening and a sensible wife will usually notice the storm-signals and will leave him alone until he simmers down.

If only my genitals didn't floatWhen I relaxed in the bathAnd we both looked down and we both agreedIt's stupid to be a man

Look here,” said Will. “When a man comes to me for advice about an idea, I know he doesn’twant advice. He wants me to agree with him. And if I want to keep his friendship I tell him his idea isfine and go ahead. But I like you and you’re a friend of my family, so I’m going to stick my neck out.