30,129 Quotes About Men

...You won't even see what is put right on the table before you. Men. If it was raining soup you'd be out there with a fork.

Since she's discoveredmen would rather drownthan nibble,she does just fine.

Men never feel quite the same about a woman's body once they know it's done that thing: widened and torn to push out a baby's head.

A loving eye is all the charm needed: to such you are handsome enough; or rather your sterness has a power beyond beauty

...this was why men fell in love with strippers and escorts: it wasn't the licentiousness, the dissembling, their craven willingness to do whatever you wanted. It was the way they would, out of the blue, surprise you with the psychic ability to know what you needed.

It shall be an offence for any man, either a husband or other person of the male sex, married or otherwise, being over the age of twelve years, to throw any item of clothing having been worn by the said person for whatever length of time, upon the floor of any bathroom or any room adjacent to and connected to a bathroom, without good cause.

There is a huge college about how men and women interact with each other after marriage. But people get married without learning.

The closer you get to know someone, the more you see their true colors.

It's futile to point the finger of condemnation and say, "Men... this" or "Women... that". Truth is, we are all guilty and innocent of many of life's trials.