30,129 Quotes About Men

Fasten your belts and sharpen your arrows, we're going for a hunt! I'm single again!

Women are suspicious. Men are devious. Infinite loop.

t is generally recognized that women are better than men at languages, personal relations and multitasking, but less good at map-reading and spatial awareness. It is therefore not unreasonable to suppose that women might be less good at mathematics and physics. It is not politically correct to say such things....But it cannot be denied that there are differences between men and women. Of course, these are differences between the averages only. There are wide variations about the mean.

Guys have a mental calendar of days in the week, and below the days are empty boxes. On days when they have sex, the box gets a checked. The check mark means all is good and right in the world. An empty box means...not that.

What cruel creatures men are. Our bodies tell us to love so many, but there's room in our hearts for so few.

I do not know anything about ‘all the good guys are taken’ but I certainly know none of the beautiful girls are virgin.

As for the young men whose company I keep (Why does it keep sounding likethat?), I try to teach them that every young lady is somebody’s sister or daughter with the potential to be somebody’s wife and mother. I ask them, “Would you wantsomebody treating your(sister/daughter/wife/mother) that way?” The response invariably comes, “No.” To which I respond that we should keep in mind that every girl is somebody’s baby.

If he's not real, you'll know. Men have never washed a rented car.

Nem sempre há segurança nos números, e às vezes as circunstâncias influem muitas nas ações dos homens.