30,129 Quotes About Men

A man without enemies is a dishonest man.

Men like to create unnecessary organizations and give them impressive or mysterious names; this usually ends in increased confusion, and should therefore be ignored.

The men had scattered in all directions, which men are inclined to do when women leave them to their own devices for any length of time. I believe they are easily bored.

All men are islands, surrounded by the bottomless oceans of unthinking night.

She smiled at him as they waited for their dessert, her chin poised on her clasped hands.'You're being very silent.''That's how men cry.

Most men overestimate themselves. It’s the only way they can reproduce. It’s why we’re all here, us humans. Overestimation.

God sure hadn't done His menfolk any favors when He's made women such a puzzlement.

I'm impressed when men go the distance to show they give a damn. That says nothing about the woman and everything about the man.

Emerson has what I believe is called a selective memory. He can recall minute details of particular excavations but is likely to forget where he left his hat.