30,129 Quotes About Men

As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, "Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability - what life is all about.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

I have known some wonderful men.

Artists are, above all, men who want to become inhuman.

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.

When man wanted to make a machine that would walk he created the wheel, which does not resemble a leg.

Women are, in general, less shallow visually. If their man gains 10, 20 pounds, they don't care as much. But I've been with women over the years when my weight fluctuated, and they're definitely more interested physically when I am in really great shape.