30,129 Quotes About Men

To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.

Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.

In his experience with women, it was difficult to recover once things began to go wrong--once they had unreasonably decided that you were a person with whom they were not under any circumstances ever going to have sex.

I never know what I’m going to want to curl up in bed with.” I shrug.“How about a man?” she retorts.

It wasn’t because you weren’t beautiful, talented, funny, creative or had everything in common. It was because some men prefer plain vanilla ice cream. It’s predictable and a safe choice. Confident and adventurous men prefer the complexity and layers of a sundae, even the ones sprinkled with a little bit of nuts on top.

All those men who end up disappointing you. After a while, you don't even want to have feelings anymore. You just want to get on with your life.

Adeline was really rather charming, she always had a man in her life, but it never worked out: either they were nice but she didn't find them very exciting; or they were exciting but she didn't find them particularly nice, or they were neither nice nor exciting and she wondered why she was with them at all. She found a way of making the exciting men nicer and that was by leaving them. But then, they weren't exciting anymore either.

But I tended not to date men who ever showed up for me.

In a general sense, I admit to valuing the worldviews of men under the age of 40 and women over the age of 30.