30,129 Quotes About Men

I am a dolt of a man, easily made happy or even stupidly happy almost without cause and left alone I am mostly content.

I once lay in a white hospital for the dying and the dying self, where some god pissed a rain of reason to make things grow only to die, where on my knees I prayed for LIGHT, I prayed for l*i*g*h*t, and praying crawled like a blind slug into the web where threads of wind stuck against my mind and I died of pity for Man, for myself, on a cross without nails, watching in fear as the pig belches in his sty, farts, blinks and eats.

The difference between a brave man and a coward is a coward thinks twice before jumping in the cage with a lion. The brave man doesn't know what a lion is. He just thinks he does.

It’s nice enough to make a man weep, but I don’t weep, do you?

I would give anything for a female's hand on me tonight. they soften a man and then leave him listening to the rain.

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

Self-laudation abounds among the unpolished, but nothing can stamp a man more sharply as ill-bred.

I once met a man who had forgiven an injury. I hope some day to meet the man who has forgiven an insult.

A man's venom poisons himself more than his victims.