30,129 Quotes About Men

When did it something of shame or ridicule to be a self-made man in America?

Man, sometimes God really sucks.

Nobody wants to say that the man [Obama] is a Marxist. Okay, so he's not a Marxist. He's a progressive! This is semantics.

Oh yeah brother I was right they started in with that mormon vudo right off the bat as soon as we walked in everybody was friendly. One of them who later became known to my family as the amazing Mr. Plastic Man even told me that he loved us. Please there are times I don't even like us how could you possibly love us. I was thinking spend some time with me pal and I'll cure you of that.

Watches are the only jewelry men can wear, unless you're Mr. T.

An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.

If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

Man is the poet who kills, Woman the angel who eats.

Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.