30,129 Quotes About Men

Females and boys are the only creatures that propose others for friendship. As for the rest of us, friendship sort of just happens.

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.

Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.

Appreciation and respect are mutual needs. We may be wired differently as men and women, but some needs are parallel human needs.

Mrs. MacAndrew shared the common opinion of her sex that a man is always a brute to leave a woman who is attached to him, but that a woman is much to blame if he does.

Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor when wearing their “angry pants.

There's not a place in the whole world where everyone isn't willing--no, eager--to give a girl up to a man.

Nancy Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."Winston Churchill: "Madame,i f you were my wife, I'd drink it!"(Exchange with Winston Churchill)

The woman is not just a pleasure, nor even a problem. She is a meniscus that allows the absolute to have a shape, that lets him skate however briefly on the mystery, her presence luminous on the ordinary and the grand. Like the odor at night in Pittsburgh’s empty streets after summer rain on maples and sycamore.