90 Quotes About Microsoft

If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it’s worth – and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago.

Google, you fucking ripped off the iPhone, wholesale ripped us off. Grand theft. I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple’s $40 billion in the bank, to right this wrong. I’m going to destroy Android, because it’s a stolen product. I’m willing to go thermonuclear war on this. They are scared to death, because they know they are guilty. Outside of Search, Google’s products—Android, Google Docs—are shit. [Steve Jobs]

I think the world’s a better place because Bill realized that his goal isn’t to be the richest guy in the cemetery, right?

It popped up on my Outlook calendar, flagged in red like an inflamed pimple full of infected bureaucratic pus... I've been trying desperately to get it shifted, but no, it is stuck like a king-sized dildo in a guinea pig.

People identify some of the greatest brands today with the people who revolutionized the industries of those businesses: Microsoft – Bill Gates, Apple – Steve Jobs, GE – Jack Welch, and so on.

This culture [Microsoft's culture] needs to be a microcosm of the world we hope to create outside the company. One where builders, makers, and creators achieve great things. But, equally important, one where every individual can be their best self, where diversity of skin color, gender, religion, and sexual orientation is understood and celebrated.

keep an open mind with Windows 8. Yes, it seems like a big change from Windows 7, Vista, or XP, but you’ll find that many of the changes are an improvement. Moreover, you’re only a few settings away from a more familiar Windows, if you so choose.

Это самый дорогой телефон в мире, — говорил Стив Баллмер из Microsoft в интервью телеканалу CNBC. — При этом его целевой аудиторией не могут быть деловые люди, так как у него нет клавиатуры». В очередной раз компания Microsoft недооценила произведение Джобса. К концу 2010 года Apple продала 90 миллионов аппаратов iPhone, и на их долю пришлось больше половины общей суммы прибыли мирового рынка сотовых телефонов.

Historians will remember the first year of Microsoft Windows 10 for its willful vandalism of many computers through the release of a flawed operating system (OS) and mandatory flaky automatic updates.