88 Quotes About Milk

But you know what they say - old milk turns sour but old scores just get sweeter.

Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!

SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST.

Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.

The flavour of sweet milk is perhaps the most firmly imprinted of all food memories in Western culture.

When a course of action is forced upon you it’s best to accept it with grace and milk it for whatever you can get, right up to the moment the first opportunity to weasel out of the deal presents itself.

Humans weren't designed to consume milk from animals.

Milk was used in various forms during the summer months; in winter beer or water was used. Bread, cakes, potatoes, and sea food were the principal foods. Animal flesh was not used commonly due to the inconvenience of storing. Turf was the common fuel.

So it happened at last: I was about to become a thief, a cheap milk-stealer. Here was your lash-in-the-pen genius, your one story-writer: a thief.