27 Quotes About Missionaries

If money could motivate the merchants of England to cross death-defying oceans and enter the interior of China at great personal risk of the loss of life, could not the love of Christ motivate the missionaries to do the same for the sake of the gospel?

Dad says, "At least death by mercenary is quicker.""Than what?""Death by aid.

Why should I be afraid of you?'He was still laughing. He said 'Maybe you think I'll think you are a missionary and I'll eat you.'I said 'I don't think that anyway. If more Africans had eaten more missionaries, the continent would be in better shape.

When no one wanted to bury a dead body, they called the missionaries; not that the missionaries really liked to be involved with mankind, but that they had been known to go into queer places because of their occupation. They would do that but they did not often like you to walk into their yard. They preferred to talk to you outside the fence.

And so Mr. Brown came to be respected even by the clan, because he trod softly on its faith.

We came from Bethlehem, Georgia bearing Betty Crocker cake mixes into the jungle.

He knew from experience that true and obvious ideas, such as the ineffable wisdom and judgment of the Great God Om, seemed so obscure to many people that you actually had to kill them before they saw the error of their ways...

After further discussion it was settled that he was to have the upper berth, the old man the lower, and the boy the couch. The Reverend Mr. Upton seemed disappointed. He had played the role of martyr so long he resented seeing any one else in the part.

Christians are notorious for acting like used car salesmen, treating non-Christians as if they’re standing there holding a blank check and sporting a hard-on for unreliable vehicles.