1,809 Quotes About Mom

My mom used to tell me, 'If you read 50 books, I'll get you a motorbike.'

Mothers are the pivot on which the family spins, Mothers are the pivot on which the world spins.

Yes, I wear a number of hats. But my most important title is mom and wife.

Why, Jon, why?" his mother asked. "Why is it so hard to be like the rest of the flock, Jon? Why can't you leave low flying to the pelicans, the alhatross? Why don't you eat? Son, you're bone and feathers!" "I don't mind being bone and feathers mom. I just want to know what I can do in the air and what I can't, that's all. I just want to know.

One thing Mom taught me, "You're going to be dead a long time, so do it now!"

If you want the truth, I will tell you the truth: Friend, listen: the God whom I love is inside.

My old mom told me, 'Robert, you can't go to heaven if you hate anybody.' We practice that. There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word. We just need to work together to make our country a better country, and I'd just as soon quit talking about it so much.

Know how to do anything - Im a mom

When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called the rabbi, and he said a prayer for me but nothing happened. The second day she called the Mormons, and they said a prayer for me and my face was healed, so my whole life was going around as a Jew who was giving talks in Mormon churches about being healed by the Mormons.