50 Quotes About Monkey

Betrayal is when your companion in a monkey hunt describes your head as being like that of a monkey.

Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys' piss. I like to get in the mood.

A stealthy ninja monkey she was not.

The meaningful glances of an animal immediately raises it into a human category in our minds!

I find it easier to claim that I am friends with a monkey rather than with a man.

When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days!

If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero.

I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign.

Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?