91 Quotes About Monkeys

"Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'."

"I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both."

"Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human."

"Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness."

"Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare."

"I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football."

"Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch?"

"Once I finished, I got that procrastination monkey off my back! And I started seeing doors opening."

"In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us"