91 Quotes About Monkeys

"Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey."

"If you look at the monkeys, you can learn many things about the men; if you look at the men, you can learn many things about the madness!"

"It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this [Darwin's 'On the Origin of Species'] and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made by anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well."

"My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who."

"Well, here's the thing with relationships on 'True Blood': Once they happen then you have to throw a monkey-wrench into them, because to have people be happy is not that exciting."

"When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches."

"Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder."

"You never monkey with the truth."

"I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet."