91 Quotes About Monkeys

"The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger."

"The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race."

""Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack of patient persistence."

"One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues."

"Allowing liberals to manage economic policy is like hiring monkeys to be aircraft mechanics."

"Well, there's no monkey on my back,"

"I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state."

"Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay."

"Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like."