91 Quotes About Monkeys

"I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan."

"Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey."

"A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe."

"Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey."

"THERE'S NO MONKEY BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ELECTION,' he told the voters. 'IF YOU'RE ENOUGH OF AN ASSHOLE TO VOTE FOR NIXON, YOUR DUMB VOTE WILL BE COUNTED––JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!"

"In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey."

"Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest."

"The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass."

"God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey."