248 Quotes About Morganville-vampires

They did seem pretty serious about their mayhem.

You've grown up being special, and this is how most people live their lives...alone. On their own. Undecided. And they get used to that feeling. It's just new for you.

I never did have much, so having it rough came with the territory. I was conditioned for it.

Damn, there goes my chance for some hot sexy talk.

You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record?

Next time we commit crime, we'll make sure to include him.

Because Oliver wants you, and what Oliver wants, Oliver gets, right? So get your sweet little butt up already.”“Hey,” Shane said, and stood up. “I’m not telling you again, Jase. Stop.”“What, because I said she had a sweet little butt? You don’t think she does? Hard to believe, since you spend so much time staring at it.

Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know.""And I could rent out your room.""And I could put your game console on eBay.""Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.

Eve: She told me last!Shane: Boyfriend!Michael: Landlord!Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!