248 Quotes About Morganville-vampires

Might as well go out flipping the bird to the powers that be killing us.

That's not trouble; that's fail. Tell me that isn't all the whites. Like, Michael's and Shane's, too.""All the whites," Claire said, and held up the guilty red sock. "Yours?""Oh, damn." Eve snatched it out of Claire's fingers and shook the sock like a floppy rattle. "Bad sock! Bad! You are never going anywhere fun ever again!

I hate traveling with amateurs.

Michael...Michael got bitten. And now he's a vampire. But he doesn't remember becoming one, and that's a big problem. So if you see him, don't, you know, hug. He bites. He doesn't mean it, though.

I'm still alive. And I'm still fabulous.

It's bad enough I have to be trapped in a car with you children. You'll do your best not to act like children.

Do be careful. I can't replace you as easily as all that.

I do hope nobody else here has any other surprises planned, because if you so much as think about harming one another, I will oblige them. This is neutral ground. Violators will be gruesomely and violently shown the error of their ways. Clear?

at least this way we're safe in a room with a door that locks. And the sign says they have HBO."That stands for Horrible Bloody Ohmygod." Eve said. "which is the way they kill you. When you think you're safe.