30 Quotes About Mother-in-law

my mother-in-law: duplicitous,ever-present in the dark.

وثيقة الزواج فيها شرط لا يمكن تنفيذه .. أن تتنازل الزوجة عن أمها .. ويتنازل الزوج عن حريته

منتهى القسوة أن يدفن الزوج إلى جوار حماته

I’m creating a self help show called Self Talk. I’ll insult myself for an hour then open phone lines to a fitness coach & my mother-in-law.

I used to think mothers-in-law are difficult the world over, but on that day I came to understand that they're simply unknowable.

Perhaps Anita Loos had been right when she wrote that family life was only fit for those who could stand it.

حماتك في بيتك : أول يوم قمر منور ثاني يوم طبق مدورثالث يوم عفريت مصور !

The phlegamtic female is a weepy, bug-eyed, fat, lumpy, fleshy German. She looks like a sack of flour. She is born in order to become a mother-in-law. That is her whole ambition.

You see what your mother-in-law hasn’t yet realised is that she’s the one who needs to hold out the olive branch, not you, because she’s the one who’s going to want to come around more and more in the future to see her grand-kids. SHE needs to make friends with YOU, not the other way around.