814 Quotes About Movies

I can't work in a sewer. I come from California.

According to Joss [Whedon], “TV is a question, movies are an answer.

Begin each day as if it were on purpose.

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?

I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if behind them they didn't have a little bit of plain ordinary everyday kindness, and a little looking out for the other fellow, too.

The fundamental difference between books and movies is that the length of a book does not depend upon the capacity of the human bladder.

Self-awareness is the most overrated trick in the book. More than ambition, more than free will, more than getting on to the property ladder early. Right now I should be at the Little Hills, you probably just call them the Hills, right?

Prose before hoes, muthafucka! I’ll be right over.

And therefore a giant hammer of pure stupidity lashed out of the screen and felled me again. I lay mewling, clutching my head with my sweaty hands, whimpering for my Mommy to make it stop. MAKE IT STOP! But it did not stop. It. Did. Not. Stop. -- The Desolation of Tolkien