36 Quotes About Mustache

I know these sorts of people. They're not men. They're mustaches with idiots attached.

A mustache sends a visual message to the mating population of Earth that says, "No thank you. I have procreated. My DNA is out in the world, and so I no longer deserve physical affection. Instead, it is time for me to turn away from sex and toward new pursuits, the classic weird dad hobbies such as puns, learning trivia about bridges and wars, and dreaming about societal collapse and global apocalypse.

If I told you I love you nowHow many seconds would it takeHow long would you allowAll that I am to breakI turn awayBefore you can seeHow badly I need you to stayWith me

We’re taking it a hundred miles north. That’s a hundred miles closer to where you are. I’ve decided units and measurements of distance are bullshit.With you there are only two distances that matter:Here.Not here.You are not here.

We’re taking it a hundred miles north. That’s a hundred miles closer to where you are. I’ve decided units and measurements of distance are bullshit. With you there are only two distances that matter:Here.Not here.You are not here.

Bobby just stared at me. There was already crumbs in his mustache and it was barely seven in the morning.

Though fallen down, be proud your mustache is not muddled

A bushy Virginia creeper climbs all over Jaume's place, and above the front door it looks just like the walrus moustache that hangs over his mouth.

My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else's. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid.