26 Quotes About My-daughter

My daughter has impressions that she does of me.

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'

My daughter sent me on a mission to get as many autographs as possible.

I don't cook. My mother didn't cook. My daughter doesn't cook.

My daughter introduced me to myself.

[Amy Sedaris] is awesome to work with. She's an amazing person. She makes her own line of catnip toys, and she gave me a bunch for my cat. It meant the world to me. She also got me stuff for my daughter, but I was more enamored with what she gave me for my cat.

I would probably creepily follow my kids around, see how they act, see what they talk about. I record my daughter just talking because the things she says are so funny. I could watch her talk all day.

My mother has become my daughter and I've become her guardian.

I know for sure that my daughter and wife love me.