52 Quotes About My-wife

I've got more clothes than my wife.

Will you do me the honor of being my wife?

The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.

When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself.

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.