2,752 Quotes About Mystery

All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.

I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear.

A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.

When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Time unfolds beauty, wonder, and mystery to reveal the auspicious tapestry of life.

I’m an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past.

There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.

A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system.