2,752 Quotes About Mystery

And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever.

You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties.

Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either.

He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not

I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister.

It ate a party till someone ends up naked.

Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air.

My name is Jane Delaney and I do things my paying customers can’t do, don’t want to do, don’t want to be seen doing, can’t bring themselves to do, and/or don’t want it to be known they’d paid someone to do. To dead people.