2,752 Quotes About Mystery

The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts.

Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10.

Men are like dogs. Some are… Well, men are just like dogs.

Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air.

Beauty is only skin deep, but who gives a shit what's under their skin anyway?

Chocolate may be cheaper than a psychiatrist, but the latter doesn't generally adhere to your ass for the rest of your natural life.

If I want to catch the damn worm I get outta bed.

A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul.

Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well.