186 Quotes About Naked

I bet you know someone who could use a few naked jocks in their life.

Resolve was never stronger than in the morning, after the night, when it was never weaker

No chance she'd allow any man to see her naked besides the one who'd gotten her pregnant four times. You broke it, you bought it, baby.

During my life I’ve had different goals for working out; to get stronger, toincrease stamina and flexibility, to improve performance in sports, to lose weight. I imagine that most people fall into those categories, but there is one underlying reason that motivates people to work out: to look better naked.Of all the reasons people say they workout this is the most honest. Plus I take every opportunity to say naked.

I want you to see me naked and performing one or two dozen mad acts, which will take me less than half an hour, because if you have seen them with your own eyes, you can safely swear to any others you might wish to add.

There is no way to undo something already done, or to dress up a naked truth.

That day, they jumped into the river together. It was hot and nobody needed any clothes.

Why, if Daniel Haws was to take out his naked cock and shake it in your face, you’d die of apoplexy.

Do you mind if I’m naked?”“I hardly expected you in full evening dress.