76 Quotes About Nba

Keep in mind, I'm not allowed to be tough. I'm tamed.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.

I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.

A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.

Why aren't the Nets playing in Newark?

There will be a report coming out, and my name will be on it.

You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn't matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It's not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.

There's two kinds of dirty - dirty and sewer-dirty. Danny Ferry is sewer-dirty and has been ever since he was at Duke.