121 Quotes About Nerd

Give a nerd enough time and a door he can close and he can figure out pretty much anything.

Did he just say stormsharks? My inner nerd is elated. Can anything I will ever hear from now until the end of time sound cooler than stormsharks?

Call me nerd today, call me boss tomorrow.

I'm sorry, mom. I have some bad news. I guess I messed up somehow, somewhere along the way. I didn't manage to become a princess. I became a fujoshi instead.

I was petrified of making a mistake—head-banging to the wrong song or not hard enough, or thinking a guitar solo was over when it wasn't. A rule of thumb is that if the guitar solo is by Led Zep or Lynyrd Skynyrd then it's not over. Ever.

Io potrei viverci, in quella stanza. E forse potrei viverci con te, perché amiamo le stesse cose.

They call me a nerdI pay no attention to that word,But am I heard?When I scream on top of my voice that I am in fact DIFFERENT?!

Pulp is the vector for Eco, the cloak of Chandler, the soft pillow of Virginia Woolf, the birth caul of Cold Comfort Farm, the fairy godmother of Doris Lessing and William Gibson. Pulp is the key to open the doors not only of Freud and Jung, but even of Barthes, who stole everything from Calvino anyway but let us not go down that road for fear we shalln't return this night. Yes, Inspector, clap me in irons. I am a nerd.

She's a big ol' nerd, I thought, leaning back with a soft chuckle. She'd become a vampire and spent her afterlife researching.