535 Quotes About News

You can't be as much in the news as I am and go on with reporting as usual.

I didn't think it would be this big. It must have been a slow news day.

Now that I exist in the mainstream majority, I'm not really so controversial any more, am I? Not really news.

We are very saddened by the news that a patriot and a police officer has paid the ultimate price for serving his country,

Ill news are swallow-winged, but what is good walks on crutches.

Things are pretty good in Canada. We weathered the recession fairly well. And, of course, were up here up living here, we're watching American news and we're constantly saying, wow, it's not as bad as it is in the United States.

Someone has to spread the good news that we survived.

I can't see what's wrong about assuming intelligence in your audience and what's bad news about being rewarded for assuming that.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.