32 Quotes About Non-sequitur

You just finished a job, as you refer to it. You must be tired and I can only imagine the enervating quality of an added threat of the state pen.""California's state pen is Fisher," Cat said. "It can write upside down, but I think a pencil works better for that.

I did not have sex with a mongoose.

The glass-blower's cat is bompstable,” said Mr. Parker aloud and distinctly.

The fact is that, unless we’re with friends or family, we’re all like talking dolls, endlessly repeating the same trite and tiresome lines: “Hello, how are you?” “Hot enough out there?” “Don’t work too “hard!”I’m often misunderstood at my supermarket in Sussex, not because of my accent but because I tend to deviate from the script. Cashier: Hello, how are you this evening?Me: Has your house ever been burgled?Cashier: What?Me: Your house—has anyone ever broken into it and stolen things

The great thing about ten-year-olds is they don't balk at non sequiturs.