402 Quotes About Office

As I write this entry, I touch a saber-tooth tiger skull in my office. Without stars there could be no skulls

I had definitely never heard of anyone peeing in a cup and leaving it in their own office on a bookshelf to evaporate and be absorbed back into their body through the pores on their face.

Office Signs are glamorous yet subtle indicators, which reminds us who are who and what is what.

Every single aspect of what we do at work comes down to people and managing people, selling to people, working with people or making them do what you want them to do.

The theatre is a place where one has time for the problems of people to whom one would show the door if they came to one's office for a job.

Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton.

The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.

I strolled into a downtown parking garage, wearing a black pantsuit and matching heels. I’d pulled my dark, chocolate-brown hair up into a high, sleek ponytail, while black glasses with clear lenses covered my coldgray eyes. I looked like just another corporate office drone, right down to the enormous black handbag I carried.

Employees hate meetings because they reveal that self-promotion, sycophancy, dissimulation and constantly talking nonsense in a loud confident voice are more impressive than merely being good at the job - and it is depressing to lack these skills but even more depressing to discover one's self using them.