402 Quotes About Office

Difference between a professional and amateur is like a difference between your dominant hand and non-dominant hand.

Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die... #AHOLE

She’s an uncomfortable bright spot in my office, and I’m tempted to shoo her out the door.

A true professional not only follows but loves the processes, policies and principles set by his profession.

Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.

Formal business situations are likely to be the least revealing because these are the times when all of us are most likely to have our ‘game faces' on.

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry.

When you go to the office, you shouldn't have to leave your morals at the door. Your employer should provide a secure storage space in your cubicle.

My office requires an oven.